3 weeks ago

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World, meet Dori

World, meet Dori

1 month ago

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Smoke Meth, hail Satan. Hole in the wall, Austin

Smoke Meth, hail Satan. Hole in the wall, Austin

1 month ago

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Drink more whiskey. Hole in the wall, Austin

Drink more whiskey. Hole in the wall, Austin

1 month ago

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Jesus built my hatred. It was a love affair.

Jesus built my hatred. It was a love affair.

1 month ago

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Whiskey till Boston to Austin (at Barton Springs Saloon)

Whiskey till Boston to Austin (at Barton Springs Saloon)

3 months ago

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I’m turning into my father. No pics with a straight face.

I’m turning into my father. No pics with a straight face.

3 months ago

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I got my hairs cut off.

I got my hairs cut off.

3 months ago

I have a computer again

I think I’ll start posting things now.

7 months ago

words my phone autocorrects to all caps

ANGELO
BACON
BOOBS
DANANANANANANANABATMAN!
JENGA
METALLICA
SEESAW

…sounds about right

7 months ago

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Someone followed me into my house tonight. I kicked them out, but they sure were cute! (at Trejo Trailor)

Someone followed me into my house tonight. I kicked them out, but they sure were cute! (at Trejo Trailor)

7 months ago

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It’s true! (at Bar 96)

It’s true! (at Bar 96)

7 months ago

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Struggling artists (at Shangri-La)

Struggling artists (at Shangri-La)

7 months ago

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Bathroom wall monster is watching you pee. (at Cheer Up Charlie’s)

Bathroom wall monster is watching you pee. (at Cheer Up Charlie’s)

7 months ago

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Dude was hammered. (at Cheer Up Charlie’s)

Dude was hammered. (at Cheer Up Charlie’s)

7 months ago

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Best name ever. (at Cheer Up Charlie’s)

Best name ever. (at Cheer Up Charlie’s)